Disappointment Isn't Tasty Tee

She has heard it all before. A Victorian vampire reclines in grey lace and a high ruffled collar, one hand raised to a mouth she has not quite finished wiping, a glass of something deep red held loosely in the other — and above her, in oxblood letters, the only review that matters.

Fine-line illustration, a bruised wine-and-charcoal palette, and an expression that made up its mind some time ago. Bring something worth drinking.